最近VT-ACSS的Maillist经常爆一些很喜感的帖子。今天这个,在看到的第一分钟,就决定要无聊一把。但打字打到一半,想想还是放弃在 maillist里面直接回帖,引起不必要的口水。转而放在自己的blog上,以供娱乐就好。
事情起因是这样子 的,maillist里面,很突然帖出这样一个帖子,标题为“officially pissed off by Comcast”;发信人email是Sue;帖子正文如下:
“ I am now officially pissed off by Comcast.
Can someone please tell me there are more options for internet! i would do it pretty much at any cost at this point just to avoid comcast.
Monopoly does suck-
please tell me this is not the case here in Blacksburg!
Thanks
s. Wang”
看到标题,我以为是谁家的垃圾邮件蹦到maillist里 面来了;继续看了内容,第一句就把我笑喷了——“officially pissed off”,我当时就像把这个人找出来,问问他“officially”和“unofficially” pissed off的区别是啥。这太喜感了,突然想我想起了美国对苏联的cold war,算不算是一个 unofficial war呢?!好像苏联要是哪天质问其美国来:说你丫当年给我们冷战呢,算是war的级别了哈;美国就说,我们在那一段时间里可是offcially declared no war的哦。
后面两句看到人是哭笑不得“Can someone please tell me there are more options for internet!” 我的老天啊,你是装无知还是真白痴啊?!在国内你都至少知道个移动vs联通,电信vs铁通吧?不知道是不是活在异次元空间。
“i would do it pretty much at any cost at this point just to avoid comcast.” 那好吧,既然你这么恨comcast,要不每月给我50刀信息费,我帮你找个internet service provider?
“Monopoly does suck”。呃,我的那个汗啊...Comcast在黑堡能算的上是ISP里monopoly?!你老也太抬举他了吧。 verizon,NTC,Adelphia。。。我很无知,我都只知道这么几个,更别说我一google就出来一票Blacksburg的local ISP。
后面的不想继续挑刺了...
This guy just did a marvelous job of joking him/herself, by showing how stupid and ignorant s/he is.
最 后附上我差点发出去的那封回信:
On Wed, Jun 30, 2010 at 1:57 PM, Sue wrote:
Yihui Fang
PS. would you please tell me your behavior which could demonstrate the difference between "officially pissed off" and "unofficially" pissed off? It is just so addicting and intriguing.
事情起因是这样子 的,maillist里面,很突然帖出这样一个帖子,标题为“officially pissed off by Comcast”;发信人email是Sue
“ I am now officially pissed off by Comcast.
Can someone please tell me there are more options for internet! i would do it pretty much at any cost at this point just to avoid comcast.
Monopoly does suck-
please tell me this is not the case here in Blacksburg!
Thanks
s. Wang”
看到标题,我以为是谁家的垃圾邮件蹦到maillist里 面来了;继续看了内容,第一句就把我笑喷了——“officially pissed off”,我当时就像把这个人找出来,问问他“officially”和“unofficially” pissed off的区别是啥。这太喜感了,突然想我想起了美国对苏联的cold war,算不算是一个 unofficial war呢?!好像苏联要是哪天质问其美国来:说你丫当年给我们冷战呢,算是war的级别了哈;美国就说,我们在那一段时间里可是offcially declared no war的哦。
后面两句看到人是哭笑不得“Can someone please tell me there are more options for internet!” 我的老天啊,你是装无知还是真白痴啊?!在国内你都至少知道个移动vs联通,电信vs铁通吧?不知道是不是活在异次元空间。
“i would do it pretty much at any cost at this point just to avoid comcast.” 那好吧,既然你这么恨comcast,要不每月给我50刀信息费,我帮你找个internet service provider?
“Monopoly does suck”。呃,我的那个汗啊...Comcast在黑堡能算的上是ISP里monopoly?!你老也太抬举他了吧。 verizon,NTC,Adelphia。。。我很无知,我都只知道这么几个,更别说我一google就出来一票Blacksburg的local ISP。
后面的不想继续挑刺了...
This guy just did a marvelous job of joking him/herself, by showing how stupid and ignorant s/he is.
最 后附上我差点发出去的那封回信:
On Wed, Jun 30, 2010 at 1:57 PM, Sue
OK, pissed off granted.
I am now officially pissed off by Comcast.
Yes, I can. I tell you that there are plenty of options for internet service.
Can someone please tell me there are more options for internet!
Great. Pay me $20 every month for sharing you a piece of information for one practical ISP (other than Comcast of course).
i would do it pretty much at any cost at this point just to avoid comcast.
No doubt, I agree. But there's no ISP is able to be qualified as monopoly here in 'burg.
Monopoly does suck-
OK, I tell you: it is not the case there in 'burg.
please tell me this is not the case here in Blacksburg!
No problem. You are more than welcome to show your incapability and stupidity.
Thanks
Well, I didn't use alias for me. Mr/Ms s. Wang
s. Wang
Yihui Fang
PS. would you please tell me your behavior which could demonstrate the difference between "officially pissed off" and "unofficially" pissed off? It is just so addicting and intriguing.